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Spies are public sector bureaucrats by monkeysized

I learn a lot from Ed Lucas, the Economist’s central/eastern Europe guru. And today’s lesson is about spying.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is perhaps my favourite DVD. I watch the entire series once every year or even six months. But I harbour no illusions about the glamour of spying. It’s a merry-go-round of betrayal, loneliness and duty, with a very military sense of fighting for those in the system immediately surrounding you, and climbing a bureaucratic career ladder, rather than any higher allegiance to some lofty ideal. Mostly.

I heard Ed Lucas on the Today programme a couple of days ago, talking about the cabal of spyage that’s been unmasked in the USA. He evidently knows a lot about it, but in illuminating aspects of the story, he drew much of the glamour out of it. In today’s Europeview column he goes further.

The standout idea is that

“The business of spying has far more similarities with the world of public sector bureaucracy than differences from it.”

He goes on to unpick the priorities of the secret services in the countries of his patch. The Hungarians spy on their NATO neighbours with large Hungarian minorities; The Czechs are good in the Arab world, but fail to update their website (perhaps tactically); The Poles are concerned with who has what finger on what Kaliningrad trigger; Slovenia and Croatia are unlikely to stop spying on each other, even if/when both are in the EU; The Romanians are predictably pretty good at Moldova.

In the course of my own journalistic career I came across and had contacts in the intelligence world, and it seems clear to me that these are casual asides based upon very real knowledge and contacts, possibly trailing back decades. It’s also the most illuminating thing written about the Russian spying cabal. This week, like most weeks, we can thank Ed Lucas for being a journalist who helps us understand more about the world and the strange way it ticks over. We need more like him.



The lair of the fascist beast by monkeysized
June 28, 2010, 10:59
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Few places jiggle me up in the historical sense as much as East Prussia. For advancing Red Army soldiers in 1944 it was the ‘lair of the fascist beast’, the first taste of the homeland of the Nazi regime that had sowed destruction and pain across vast swathes of the Soviet Union since 1941. They took their revenge accordingly.

The egg-shaped chunk of land on the south-eastern corner of the Baltic, centred on the city of K√∂nigsberg, was part of that enormous reordering of territory and people’s lives that took place after the war, little noticed on this side of Europe. The southern half was incorporated into Poland; the northern half kept, jammed between the Baltic, Lithuania (then of course within the USSR) and Poland, as Kaliningrad.

I visited the southern part as a journalist, in the run-up to Poland’s accession to the EU. Some German farmers had returned to buy up land, although I couldn’t detect much of a historic resonance in their admirably business-like decision making. I stayed in Olstyn, in a lovely old building that used to be part of what had previously been Allenstein. It was rejigged but unremarkable. I longed to visit Kaliningrad itself, to get that extra icing of Sovietness on top of the historical East Prussian cake, that air of destruction, revenge and rebuilding of a territory that had served as the ideological advance-guard for what had threatened to be the nemesis of the new workers’ paradise. I never made it, but still hope to.

And then I found this on http://www.howtobearetronaut.com – eerie photos of the remnants of the lair of the fascist beast – and my heart skipped a beat.